Guy: This is a nice little cup, and it's double walled.
Me: Looks good
Guy: It isn't as expensive as the other double walled mugs
Me: Uh huh (kind of annoyed because I should have been in the back listening to the Gator game on the Internet, but instead I'm watching this guy give a full body exam to every cup we have on his little double-walled-cup safari)
Guy: (obviously delighted with his find) It's cheap and it's pretty cute!
Me: (before I could stop it from coming out and with an appropriate dose of sarcasm) Is that how you like 'em... cheap and cute?
Guy: Um, I'm married.
Me: (making a half hearted attempt to show him my wedding ring) Me too.
Guy: I think I'm going to go look around a little more.
Me: Right.
I've heard that the first step is admitting I have a problem. I've never doubted there was a problem, I've been getting in trouble for running my mouth since I was in first grade. At least I don't have to stand with my nose in the corner anymore (That's what she said! Whoops, there I go again).
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